I have come to terms with the fact that my brain works in a very strange way. I think I'm fairly intelligent, but I think I lack a lot of logical thinking and even common sense. The common sense bit comes in where I had jobs in fast food restaurants as a teenager - and I simply couldn't cope! My brain couldn't deal with it and I would fuck up the easist of instructions lol!
As for logic, well at school, I was better at the arts than sciences - I honestly couldn't cope with Physics and all that. I remember revising my arse off for a Biology exam and just totally fucking it up. Even questions like 'name parts A-E of this worm diagram' - and I would just name parts A and E! See how it still haunts me to this day?!
I refuse to go to pub quizzes because my brain just panics - and even though I'll come up with the right answer in my head instinctively, I'll then think about it more and put the wrong answer forward.
The reason this came to mind today was I was listening to the Chris Moyles radio show this morning and one of the questions was 'what is the perfect score in ten pin bowling'. My answer was 12... In fact, it's 300 or something - see where I went wrong? The thing is, 'Comedy Dave' got the same answer as me and the Moyles team ripped the piss out of him, saying why would you get 12 in a 'ten' pin game, and all that. So ah well, at least me and Comedy Dave are just as dumb as each other!
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"The reason this came to mind today was I was listening to the Chris Moyles radio show this morning"
You see, that right there is enough to tell me that your brain works in a strange way :)
hehe true.
he does make me laugh tho!
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